Sunday, October 23, 2005

A is for Abacinate

Abacinate
(A*bac"i*nate) v. t. [LL. abacinatus, p. p. of abacinare; ab off + bacinus a raisin.]

1. To blind by a red-hot metal plate held before the eyes. [R.]

2. Oh my God that freakin' hurts!

3. Stop it! Stop it! In the name of all that's holy please stop it!

4. To spread margarine diagonally. As a duck might.

5. I can't see a bloody thing now, I hope your satisfied Mum.

Example:
"The manager abacinated the team before taking them for pizza and ice cream."
(Merriwether -1985)